March 2012
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I just want a perfect man I mean come on is that...
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are...
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Procrastination? No. I just wait until the last...
most-awkward-moments:
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s wife back seat drives and always yells “WATCH OUT!”
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum sees Voldemort reborn and no one believes him
heathafeath:
I hope Rick Santorum has a run in his nylons and doesn’t realize it until he’s already left the house.
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heathafeath:
I hope Rick Santorum misses his favorite show and finds out later that the DVR didn’t record it.
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heathafeath:
I hope Rick Santorum goes out in a cute pair of shoes and realizes 5 minutes later that they hurt his feet but he still has to wear them all night.
February 2012
astronautes:
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
“You’re going to be okay, because no matter how much it hurts right now or how...”
– Manny (the bestest friend in the world)
And so it begins. The waiting for JKR's new book.
cookiesaredelicious:
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I C WAT U DID THAR
canadian-problems:
algrenion:
canadian-problems:
BIEBER
USAGE: German, Jewish
Meaning & History
From Middle High German biber “beaver”, German Biber, or Yiddish biber, hence a nickname, possibly a nickname for a hard worker, or from some other fancied resemblance to the animal. In some cases the surname may be habitational, from a house or some other place named with this word. As...
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
This was a lot of fun to make XD
halibear22:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
me: why do I have 16 tabs open
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via jawnwatsons)
In a relationship: valentines day.
Single: tuesday.
Me: glee.
When you find out someone really cute likes you.
nerdycommunity:
never, lol i wish.
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