Taking Chances.

May 13

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When I go to the club I always see…

howtobealandshark:

the slutty white girls…

the conservative white girls… 

the white girls who think they’re black…

the white guys who think they’re black…

the white guys who know they’re white…

and everyone else who is too shy to put any effort into dancing but too embarrassed to just awkwardly stand in the corner…

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May 10

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May 09

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I wrote a haiku

leslie-crusher:

I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks

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May 07

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May 06

The difference between bees and wasps.

• Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
• Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

Absolutely stunning!

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